Do you want to know who is the 2008 sexiest woman in the world based on Maxim's poll countdown? Want to guess who? Below is the list of 100 sexiest and most gorgeous women on Earth. Sarah Michelle Gellar (photo on the left) is at number 5. I can't believe Megan Fox, who is FHM's 2008 sexiest, is at number 16!!!
How did that happen? Or should I ask, why?!
Check out the complete list of 2008 Maxim 100 Sexiest Women in the World below and see if your favorite celebrity is included.
99. Olivia Munn
98. Cheryl Burke
97. Olivia Wilde
96. Michelle Merkin
95. Zooey Deschanel
94. Emma Watson
93. Brittany Snow
92. Ali Larter
91. Danica Patrick
90. Lacey Chabert
89. Stacy Keibler
88. Evangeline Lilly
87. Dita Von Teese
86. Ashley Scott
85. Paz Vega
84. America Ferrera
83. Whitney Able
82. Penélope Cruz
81. Mila Kunis
80. Natalie Zea
79. Christina Milian
78. Susie Castillo
77. Alicia Keys
76. Kate Bosworth
75. Mandy Moore
74. Audrina Patridge
73. Gabrielle Union
72. Natasha Bedingfield
71. Mariah Carey
70. Roselyn Sanchez
69. Vanessa Minnillo
68. Emilie de Ravin
67. Sarah Mutch
66. Christina Ricci
65. Karolina Kurkova
64. Diora Baird
63. Selita Ebanks
62. Kat Von D
61. Isla Fischer
60. Taryn Manning
59. Malin Akerman
58. Rebecca Romijn
57. Taylor Swift
56. Lauren Conrad
55. Kristen Bell
54. Minka Kelly
53. Jessica Simpson
52. Mena Suvari
51. Leslie Bibb
50. Anna Paquin
49. Nelly Furtado
48. Leighton Meester
47. Ashley Olsen
46. Amanda Bynes
45. Danneel Harris
44. Jennifer Garner
43. Blake Lively
42. Zoe Saldana
41. Nadine Velazquez
40. Drew Barrymore
39. Sofia Vergara
38. Eliza Dushku
37. Ashanti
36. Heidi Montag
35. Fergie
34. Jessica Alba
33. Heidi Klum
32. Lake Bell
31. Molly Sims
30. Julianne Hough
29. Shannon Elizabeth
28. Rachel Bilson
27. Sienna Miller
26. Cameron Diaz
25. Hilary Duff
24. Avril Lavigne
23. Jaime King
22. Mischa Barton
21. Amber Heard
20. Jennifer Love Hewitt
19. Britney Spears
18. Ashlee Simpson
17. The Pussycat Dolls
16. Megan Fox
15. Rihanna
14. Beyoncé
13. Hayden Panettierre
12. Vanessa Hudgens
11. Charlize Theron
10. Ashley Tisdale
9. Lidsay Lohan
8. Christina Aguilera
7. Eva Mendes
6. Elisha Cutbert
5. Sarah Michelle Gellar
4. Eva Longoria
3. Jessica Biel
2. Scarlett Johansson
1. Marissa Miller
2008 Maxim 100 Sexiest Women in the World
Thursday, May 29, 2008Wanted Trailer - Youtube Video Clip
Wanted is an upcoming movie distributed by Universal Pictures starring the very beautiful Angelina Jolie, James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman, Thomas Kretschmann, and Konstantin Khabensky. The film was based on the comic book miniseries titled Wanted originally written by Mark Millar.
While I was watching the movie preview, my initial reaction was "Wow! The movie was action-packed." Jolie is still as gorgeous as ever!!!
The production of the said movie began in April 2007. Initially, it was set to be released in theaters on March 28, 2008, but Universal announced it would be moving the release date to June 27, 2008.
Wanted was directed by Timur Bekmambetov, no wonder it is a must-watch movie. Watch the Wanted movie preview below and I am sure you will get wowed as well.
Vanessa Hudgens - Glamour Magazine June 2008
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Nineteen year old High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens posed for Glamour Magazine's June 2008 issue. Check out the photos below and mesmerized by her beauty.
Isn't she look so wholesome in her pictures? So fragile and naive that I can't even think she has n*de photos that spread in the Internet before.
Just a heads up on the latest happenings of Vanessa Hudgen's life.
- Vanessa will be appearing on the upcoming movie Will.
- Her sophomore album titles Identified will be released this July 1.
- The first single from her new album titled Sneakernight premiered on Radio Disney on April 11.
- High School Musical 3: Senior Year is currently filming and will be released soon.
Chyler Leigh S*x Tape Video (Greys Anatomy)
An alleged s*x video of Grey's Anatomy star Chyler Reigh is recently spreading in the Internet. But the deal is, it's not actually her.
Her representative tells TMZ that Chyler had a sprawling tattoo on her back since she was 19 -- ain't no tattoo on the lookalike in the raunchy video. The ringer also has a tongue ring and Chyler doesn't.
Well, based on the above claim, there no point of saying or claiming Chyler has a s*x tape video!!! The woman of the photo is just her look alike, ayt?
The Love Guru Trailer - Youtube Video Clip
Monday, May 26, 2008
The Love Guru is an upcoming comedy movie starring Mike Myers to be released on June 20, 2008. I watched the trailer while watching American Idol Season 7 Finals and I think the film is funny. Watch the video below so you'll know what I mean ;0
The Love Guru Plot
Pitka is a happy-go-lucky American who was left at the gates of an ashram in India as a child and raised by gurus. His first challenge is to settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of star Toronto Maple Leafs hockey player Darren Roanoke, whose wife Prudence left him for rival skater Jacques Grande. Jessica Alba plays Jane Bullard, the owner of the team and Pitka’s love interest.
The Love Guru Trailer - Youtube Video Clip
The Love Guru Casts and Characters:
- Mike Myers as Pitka
- Jessica Alba as Jane Bullard
- Justin Timberlake as Jacques Grande
- Romany Malco as Darren Roanoke
- Meagan Good as Prudence Roanoke
- Ben Kingsley as Guru Tugginmypudha
- Verne Troyer as Coach Cherkov
- Telma Hopkins as Lillian
- John Oliver as Dick Pants
- Stephen Colbert as Hockey Announcer
- Jim Gaffigan as Hockey Announcer
- Jessica Simpson as Cameo
- Daniel Tosh as Cameo
- Rob Huebel as Bar Guy/Cameo
- Patrick Bradley as Dancer/Cameo
- Flora Hunkin as Fanatic/Cameo
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Kissing Lips to Lips?!!
What?!? Lindsay Lohan and her lesbian girlfriend Samantha Ronson are kissing on the lips? Anyone who had been reading recent articles about the duo, this may not be a shocking news. Personally, I admit that I wasn't surprised.
Many report news and speculations have been saying that Lilo and Sam are more than friends which is in contrast with the statement of the two.
Check out the photos of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson while kissing on Diddy's yatch in Cannes. These photos had been spreading in the Internet. What do you think? Isn't it too much for buddies?
Yes they are best buddies, one is always ready to help the other. When LiLo faced hard times, Sam is always there to back her up. Recently they were seen going out and clubbing often.
Could it be that Lindsay and Samantha are lovers?! I have nothing against their relationship... and if there is actually a fire between them, then maybe it would be better if the just tell the truth. Just a thought.
You Don’t Mess With The Zohan Movie Trailer
Sunday, May 25, 2008
You Don’t Mess With the Zohan is an upcoming comedy movie from Columbia Tristar written by Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow, and Robert Smigel and directed by Dennis Dugan.
I was able to watch the trailer while watching Iron Man in a movie house near my place and I was laughing so hard. I think the movie is great and I can't wait to watch it soon. I am hoping it will be available the sooner I can expect. Watch the video clip below so you'll know what I mean.
You Don’t Mess With The Zohan Movie Trailer (Youtube video clip)
You Don't Mess with the Zohan Plot
Sandler plays the lead role as Zohan, an Israeli commando who fakes his own death in order to pursue his dream which is becoming a hairstylist in New York. He romances his clients by giving them "special services" in the back room. However, he is eventually recognized, and risks losing his newfound life and career.
You Don't Mess with the Zohan Cast
Adam Sandler as Zohan
Emmanuelle Chriqui as Dalia
John Turturro as Phantom, Zohan's nemesis
Nick Swardson
Rob Schneider
Mariah Carey as Herself
Talia Shire as 'Phantom's Mother'
Alec Mapa
George Takei
Kevin James as Jo
Charlotte Rae as S3x Lady
Kyle Cease as Michel
Sandler's production company Happy Madison will produce the movie and Sony Pictures Entertainment will distribute the film.
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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Engaged?
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Are Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel engaged? Nah, not yet... but the couple are already on their way to the engagement. According to a source, Justin is thinking of proposing to her for a wedding. They started dating since last January. With the time frame, do you think it's now time for a wedlock?
A source told The Sun, "Justin is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids. For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica. He is so happy with her. They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Justin was working with Madonna. That made him certain Jessica was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with."
Furthermore, Justin has already started looking at potential wedding venues and one choice he has is West Indian island of Mustique. His friend also revealed that the upcoming wedding ceremony would be held privately.
Among all the gorgeous women Justin ever dated, it seems that Jessica is the only one who is capable to tame him. Isn't Jessica Biel so sexy on the image below? Don't you agree that Justin is so lucky with her?
Miley Cyrus New Album Breakout To Release in July
The controversial singer Miley Cyrus will soon release her new album titled Breakout under her own name in July 22 this year. Despite repeated controversies coming her way, there is no doubt she always keeps her spirit up when it comes to her music and acting career. I like Miley as a singer but it seems she is getting wilder as she get older, just like Britney Spears among others. Just a thought.
Miley's first single from the new album called "7 Things", which was produced by John Fields and written by Miley herself along with Antonina Armato and Tim James, became one of the most added at U.S. top 40 radio outlets.
Breakout is her third album so far. Her first album was titled Hannah Montanna which was released on October 24, 2006. On June 26, 2007, exactly eight months later, she released another album entitled Hannah Montanna 2: Meet Miley Cyrus.
Listen to Miley Cyrus - 7 Things below. Lyrics will follow as soon as it is available for public use.
Dancing with the Stars Finale on May 20 2008
The Olympic gold medalist figure skater Kristi Yamaguchi and her professional partner Mark Ballas were crowned Dancing with the Stars sixth-season ballroom champions during the live finale results show on May 20, 2008.
Kristi was the sixth-season celebrity champion based on the combination of the judges' score, the dancers' Monday and Tuesday night performances, and home viewer votes cast immediately after Monday night's broadcast.
She became the first female celebrity to win the Dancing with the Stars title since Kelly Monaco and professional partner Alec Mazo.
Kristi and Mark took home Dancing with the Stars' mirror ball trophy after 10 weeks of competition, defeating NFL star Jason Taylor and his professional partner Edyta Slwiniska, who finished second, and telenovela actor Cristian de la Fuente and his professional partner Cheryl Burke.
Kristi and Mark had been atop the judges leader board throughout most of the competition and never found themselves in the bottom two.
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren Wedding
You heard it right!!! Engaged to each other last December, mom-to-be Jessica Alba and her baby's father Cash Warren are officially husband and wife after a secret and quiet wedding in the Beverly Hills courthouse's ceremony room under an arch of green silk foliage and white flowers last Monday, May 19, 2008 as confirmed by her rep, Brad Cafarelli to PEOPLE magazine.
Nobody else attended the wedding, the source adds.
Alba, 27, is expecting a daughter with Warren, 31, this summer. The couple met while filming Fantastic Four wherein Cash was a director’s assistant.
Congratulations and best wishes to the happy couple!
Megan Fox Cosmogirl June July 2008 Covergirl
Monday, May 19, 2008
Megan Fox, 2008 FHM's sexiest woman in the world, is the cover girl of Cosmogirl June and July 2008 issue. Inside the mag, she shared some of her few favourite things such as:
Her favourite designer's item: “I love Ulla Johnson shorts — I probably have about 30 pairs. And my Christian Louboutin giant wedges from two seasons ago.”
Her favourite look for a night out: “Super, super tight jeans — the tightest I can find. The J Brand skinny-leg jeans are the best. I wear them with a high wedge heel and a V-neck T-shirt.”
Her favourite candy: “PEZ. I have, like, 30 different dispensers.”
Her favourite all-time beauty product: “N.Y.C. black eyeliner. It’s amazing.”
Her favourite song on her i-Pod: “House of the Rising by The Animals.”
Her favourite book: “Kiss the Girls by James Patterson.”
Watch the Megan Fox Cosmogirl June/July 2008 Photoshoot video clip below:
Jessica Alba Allure Magazine June 2008 Covergirl
Jessica Alba is the cover girl of Allure magazine’s June 2008 edition. On one of the photos included, she posed as Charlie Chaplin, and I personally don't like it so don't think twice why I did not included the said image.
Inside the mag, the 27-year-old mama-to-be shared her stand on pre-marital s*x by saying “I never believed women had to be virgins when they got married, or that a woman has to fall in love with a guy just because they’re having sex. I don’t think sex is a big deal. I hated the hypocrisy of it. Men can do whatever, and it’s acceptable.”
When asked why she hasn't appeared in more independent, art-house fare, she honestly answered, "To me, box office is the most important thing. If the movie makes money, then I'm fine."
Isn't Jessica looks pretty on her Allure photoshoot below?
Shania Twain and Robert Mutt Lange Separated
Sunday, May 18, 2008
After 14 years of marriage, Canadian country singer Shania Twain and music producer Robert John "Mutt" Lange have separated according to some published reports.
Her rep Jason Owen confirms in a statement "Shania Twain and her husband, music producer Robert ‘Mutt’ Lange, are separating after 14 years of marriage. This is a private matter and there will be no further comment at this time.”
Twain, 42, and Lange, 59, married in December 1993, just six months after meeting. They have a 7-year-old son named Eja D'Angelo.
A new Twain album is expected later this year; Universal Music Group Nashville hasn't said whether or not Lange had a hand in the forthcoming set.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Wedding
Musician couple Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz finally get married on Saturday evening, May 16, 2008 in an intimate "Alice in Wonderland" theme ceremony in front of family and close friends at her parents' Los Angeles-area home.
Based from a report from People Magazine, Simpson, 23, wore an ivory lace wedding gown by Monique Lhuillier accessorized with a diamond necklace and earrings by Neil Lane. Joe Simpson, Jessica's dad, performed the non-denominational ceremony, while her sister Jessica was the maid of honor. Wentz's English bulldog, Hemingway, was the ring-bearer.
After they'd been dating almost a year, Wentz told PEOPLE, "We're past the honeymoon period. The truth is, it's crazy to be able to kiss your best friend. It's just a really awesome thing."
This is the first marriage for both.
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson Separated?
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Hollywood's most notorious "on-again off-again" couple Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson finally called it quits despite the engagement rumors spreading recently.
According to some sources, the broke up happened less than two months after rekindling their romance in Miami. Since the split, Hudson, 29, and Wilson, 39, have each been spotted letting loose.
The couple began publicly dating in September 2006 after Hudson and her husband Chris Robinson legally separated.
This is the second time Kate and Owen split up. The first time was way back May 2007 - same month, huh ;0
John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston in Waverly Inn New York
Thursday, May 15, 2008
The newest and hottest celebrity couple-of-the-moment Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were again spotted sweeter than ever as they spent a carefree Wednesday evening in Waverly Inn New York together with four pals for a quiet dinner date near the bar's back garden.
According to a news report, while having a leisurely dinner full of stories and laughs, the night was also complete of neck rubs and PDA, as Aniston constantly rubbed Mayer's neck as they spoke quietly to each other while touching hands under the table.
To sum it up, it was actually the third city where they have spent some quality time together. The first one was their cozy poolside moments in Miami on Saturday and the second was in Orlando where they were spotted kissing backstage during his hour-long performance.
Hmmmn... are they for real this time? Is Jenn really falling for him?
Twins For Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt
Hollywood couples Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are expecting twins, as confirmed by her Kung Fu Panda co-star Jack Black during an interview at the Cannes Film Festival in France. When the Today show host Natalie Morales asked Jolie about it, she affirmed by saying "Yeah, yeah, we've confirmed that already. Well, Jack's just confirmed it actually."
Angelina Jolie's twins are due August 19 according to some news reports. The children will be the fifth and sixth for Brangelina. The family currently consists of Maddox, 6 years old; Pax, 4 years old; Zahara, 3 years old; and Shiloh, 2 years old. One big family, ayt?
Anyway, since the couple wanted to keep the gender of the twins private, I think they will be both girls - based on Jolie's gloom. Just a wild guess ;0
Alicia Keys Essence June 2008 Covergirl
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Alicia Keys is the covergirl of Essence Magazine “Black Music Month” June 2008 issue. At first glance I thought it wasn't her. But after verifying it was indeed the RnB pop diva, I was stunned. She simply looks stunningly beautiful on the cover photo. Black women really rules!!!
Alicia Keys is currently promoting her As I Am tour in Europe and US. She also portray the role of June Boatwright in her 2008 movie titled The Secret Life of Bees.
Britney Spears In A Car Crash!!!
As a follow-up of her latest accident last month, pop-princess Britney Spears had gotten herself into another car crash. She was again involved in a minor car accident in Beverly Hills on Tuesday, May 13, after moving off her white Mercedes-Benz SL65 while the light was still red.
She rear-ended into a red Ford Explorer SUV in front which was driven by a women.
Is she drunk again?
Good thing there were no injuries or police invloved. A witness said that the controversial singer was distracted that she even did not bother to get out the car. Her bodyguard got out and talked to the other driver and apparently gave a business card.
Megan Fox Pics From Jennifer's Body Set
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Megan Fox t*pless on the set of her new movie called Jennifer's Body!!! Good thing her n*pples were covered because if not... then you know what I mean.
Jennifer's Body is an upcoming Diablo Cody-penned, super-kinetic Raimian horror film currently shooting in Vancouver.
Megan Fox was recently dubbed as the sexiest woman in the world for the year 2008 conducted by FHM men's magazine. She is well known for her roles on the television series Hope & Faith (2004) and in the 2007 film Transformers.
Check out the pictures of Megan Fox fresh from Jennifer's Body set (Click the image to enlarge):
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Poolside Photos
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were spotted relaxing, eating, chatting and smooching at a poolside in the Mandarin Oriental Hotel, Miami last Saturday, May 10.
According to a news report from PEOPLE, Aniston sat in side-by-side lounge chairs with Mayer, eating salads and talking softly with one another. At one point the singer whispered into her ear, sparking a smile from the actress.
The couple's quality time didn't end there. They also attended the Miami wrap party Saturday night at Nikki Coconut Grove. The couple kissed throughout the evening, enjoying '80s music provided by the party's DJ before finally calling it a night.
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden Engaged?
Monday, May 12, 2008
Really? Is it true that the controversial couples Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are planning to get married? There are several report news wherein Paris recently revealed her plans for wedding bells with her Good Charlotte rocker boyfriend.
On a talk show, Paris - who is wearing a new two-banded diamond ring on her engagement finger - also stated that they have discussed starting a family, and she has her heart set on a traditional white wedding.
However, this is not the first time that the couple are rumored about being engaged since they started dating few months ago. Could this new ring, which at this angle looks a little like a princess crown, actually be the real deal? Will they finally get married. Can't wait for the date ;0
Liv Tyler and Royston Langdon Are Separated
Sunday, May 11, 2008
As recently reported by PEOPLE, Liv Tyler and her husband Royston Langdon have decided to separate after being married for more or less five years. The couple wed in March 25, 2003 in a private ceremony at a villa in the Caribbean.
Tyler's rep confirmed "Liv Tyler and Royston Langdon have confirmed their separation. They remain good friends and devoted parents to their son Milo and are requesting that their family's privacy be respected at this time."
Liv Tyler, 30, is an American actress and model best known for her roles of Grace Stamper in Armageddon and Arwen in The Lord of the Rings trilogy. Meanwhile, Royston Langdon, 36, is a British musician of the band Spacehog in Barbados.
Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon Wedding Pics
Thursday, May 8, 2008
So, the Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon wedding is true afterall. According to PEOPLE official website, the couple tied the knot in the Bahamas during a quickie ceremony after being together for a whopping six whole weeks. The pictures of the wedding are now being featured exclusively in PEOPLE magazine.
Mariah tells PEOPLE during their sunset ceremony at the pop star's Bahamian estate "We really do feel we are soulmates," then added "I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me."
Nick adds: "She is beautiful on the outside and 10 times as beautiful on the inside."
However, there were rumors floating around that there was no prenup involved. But as you can see on this photo, Mariah definitely definitely had Nick sign on the dotted line before saying “I do.”
Jackie Beat - Retouch My Body (Mariah Carey's Touch My Body)
I saw this video clip in Youtube awhile ago and I think this one is interesting to share it here. Jackie Beat created a parody of Mariah Carey's Touch My Body titled "Retouch My Body" and you can watch it below. I have also included the lyrics of Jackie Beat's Retouch My Body for your convenience.
Jackie Beat-Retouch My Body Video Clip
(Mariah Carey's Touch My Body Parody)
Jackie Beat-Retouch My Body Lyrics
(Mariah Carey's Touch My Body Parody)
Jackie Beat, still young and sweet!
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah…
You know I’m gettin’ older
And I’ve gained some weight, too
In my imagination I am just 22
I’m way too busy to do Jenny, Weight Watchers, too
The fast food is to blame, cholesterol’s through the roof
If there's a camera up in here that’s takin’ photographs of me
Then it’s true, that you
Must sign this confidentiality agreement right here
tellin’ you, what to do
'Cause if you run the pics you got without the use of PhotoShop
I will hunt you down
'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth
Don’t even try it, this is my diet
Retouch my body
Stretch me some more
Take off sixty pounds
Then take off ten more
Retouch my body
Re-size my head
Clean up my skin
Please tone down the red
Retouch my body
Lipo my thighs
With your computer mouse
I’m as big as a house
Retouch my body
Remove every curve
I’m goin’ to the mall to get a soft serve
Give me a tiny waist because I eat like a slob
Remove a chin or two and how’s about a nose job?
Erase under my eyes where it is wrinkled and dark
Your resume says that you worked on Jurrasic Park
If there's a camera up in here that’s takin’ photographs of me
Then it’s true, that you
Must sign this confidentiality agreement in blood
or else you, will get sued
Cuz if I end up on Perez, Hilton lookin’ like a lez
I will hunt you down
'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth
Don’t even try it, this is my diet
Retouch my body
Don’t wanna look tragic
So call In-dustrial
Light & Magic
Retouch my body
Make me look lean
Like fat-*ss Oprah
on O Magazine
Retouch my body
Even out my tits
And make sure that this haute couture size 2 fits
Retouch my body
Blur it some more
Come on and give me what I’m payin’ you for
Retouch my body
I just want some gummi bears, I refuse to take the stairs
Make me f*ckin’ young and sweet
Get rid of my cellulite
I don’t want no photo, boy
I want an oil painting
Retouch my body
Retouch my body
Don’t cause any trouble
I am in denial
Don’t ya’ burst my bubble
Retouch my body
Just look at Madonna
In real life she looks like
An ancient iguana
Retouch my body
And if you can of course
Try to make me look
Like less of a horse
Retouch my body
I’ve no other choice
I only wish you could retouch my voice
Retouch my f*ckin' body!
Lindsay Lohan Steals $11,000 Fur Coat
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Masha Markova, 22, wants to know how Lindsay Lohan ended up wearing her $11,000 blond mink coat and is demanding payment for the impromptu rental.
Markova said that the jacket was gone when she prepared to leave 1Oak after an hour of putting it in a common bin with other jackets while attending a private birthday party at 1Oak in the Meatpacking District early morning hours of January 26, 2008.
Two weeks later, Markova flipped through the Feb. 11 edition of OK! Magazine and couldn't believe her eyes - Lohan was photographed the night of Jan. 26 wearing the very same fur coat.
"It was my coat. It was no doubt!" says Markova.
After several days passed with no call back, Markova's immigration lawyer, Merrill Cohen, called Lohan's high-powered Hollywood attorney, Blair Berk, threatening litigation.
Hours later, Markova heard from 1Oak and the coat arrived at Markova's Morningside Heights apartment two days later.
Source: http://www.nypost.com/seven/05062008/news/nationalnews/lohan_a_hijacketer_109595.htm
(Follow the link to read more about this news ;0)
MTV Movie Awards 2008 Nominees
The nominations for the 17th Annual MTV Movie Awards has been announced. Voting started and due until May 23, 2008. So vote your favorite movie now and let it be the winner on the next MTV Movie Awards ceremonies live on June 1, 2008 at the Gibson Amphitheater in Universal City, California to be hosted by Mike Myers.
Check out the official list of 2008 MTV Movie Awards nominees below.
Best Movie Nominees
- Juno (Fox Searchlight Pictures)
- Transformers (DreamWorks SKG/Paramount Pictures)
- Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (Walt Disney Pictures)
- I Am Legend (Warner Bros. Pictures)
- Superbad (Sony Pictures)
- National Treasure: Book of Secrets (Walt Disney Pictures)
Best Male Performance Nominees
- Will Smith for I Am Legend (Warner Bros. Pictures)
- Shia LaBeouf for Transformers (DreamWorks SKG/Paramount Pictures)
- Denzel Washington for American Gangster (Universal Pictures)
- Matt Damon for The Bourne Ultimatum (Universal Pictures)
- Michael Cera for Juno (Fox Searchlight Pictures)
Best Female Performance Nominees
- Ellen Page for Juno (Fox Searchlight Pictures)
- Keira Knightley for Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (Walt Disney Pictures)
- Katherine Heigl for Knocked Up (Universal Pictures)
- Amy Adams for Enchanted (Walt Disney Pictures)
- Jessica Biel for I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (Universal Pictures)
Best Villain Nominees
- Johnny Depp for Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (DreamWorks SKG/ Warner Bros. Pictures)
- Denzel Washington for American Gangster (Universal Pictures)
- Angelina Jolie for Beowulf (Warner Bros. Pictures/ Paramount Pictures)
- Topher Grace for Spider-Man 3 (Sony Pictures)
- Javier Bardem for No Country For Old Men (Paramount Vantage/ Miramax Films)
Best Comedic Performance Nominees
- Johnny Depp for Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (Walt Disney Pictures)
- Adam Sandler for I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (Universal Pictures)
- Jonah Hill for Superbad (Sony Pictures)
- Seth Rogen for Knocked Up (Universal Pictures)
- Amy Adams for Enchanted (Walt Disney Pictures)
Best Fight Nominees
- Matt Damon vs. Joey Ansah — The Bourne Ultimatum (Universal Pictures)
- Tobey Maguire vs. James Franco — Spider-Man 3 (Sony Pictures)
- Hayden Christensen vs. Jamie Bell — Jumper (20th Century Fox)
- Sean Faris vs. Cam Gigandet — Never Back Down (Summit Entertainment, LLC)
- Chris Tucker & Jackie Chan vs. Sun Ming Ming — Rush Hour 3 (New Line Cinema)
- Alien vs. Predator- Aliens vs. Predator — Requiem (20th Century Fox)
Best Kiss Nominees
- Shia LaBeouf and Sarah Roemer for Disturbia (DreamWorks SKG)
- Amy Adams and Patrick Dempsey for Enchanted (Walt Disney Pictures)
- Daniel Radcliffe and Katie Leung for Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Warner Bros. Pictures)
- Ellen Page and Michael Cera for Juno (Fox Searchlight Pictures)
- Briana Evigan and Robert Hoffman for Step Up 2 The Streets (Touchstone Pictures)
Breakthrough Performance Nominees
- Zac Efron for Hairspray (New Line Cinema)
- Seth Rogen for Knocked Up (Universal Pictures)
- Jonah Hill for Superbad (Sony Pictures)
- Michael Cera for Superbad (Sony Pictures)
- Chris Brown for This Christmas (Screen Gems)
- Nikki Blonsky for Hairspray (New Line Cinema)
- Megan Fox for Transformers (DreamWorks SKG/Paramount Pictures)
- Christopher Mintz-Plasse for Superbad (Sony Pictures)
Best Summer Movie So Far Nominees
- Iron Man (Paramount Pictures/Marvel Entertainment)
- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (Paramount - Pictures/Lucas Films)
- Sex and the City: The Movie (New Line Cinema)
- Speed Racer (Warner Bros. Pictures)
- The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian (Walt Disney Pictures/Walden Media)
Lindsay Lohan Bossy Leaked On The Internet
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Lindsay Lohan's New Single "Bossy" Leaked on the Internet!!! If you are into Lindsay's music, then I am sure this is a good news for you. A single from Lindsay Lohan’s upcoming third album called "Bossy" has been leaked to the Internet.
You can listen to the track by clicking the Play button on the video clip below. Lilo will be releasing her third album some time this year, as she is still recording additional tracks for the album including a collaboration with Snoop Dogg.
Will her new single a hit or does it sucks?
Bossy - Lindsay Lohan Video clip
Lindsay Lohan Photo
The Dark Knight: Batman Begins Sequel
The Dark Knight is an upcoming 2008 American superhero movie based on the fictional DC Comics character Batman. This film is a sequel to 2005's Batman Begins, which rebooted the Batman film series after an eight-year hiatus. The film will be released on July 17, 2008 in Australia, on July 18, 2008 in North America, and on July 25, 2008 in the United Kingdom. As for its release in Asia, there is no definite play date yet.
The Dark Night Story and Summary
Set within a year after the events of Batman Begins, Batman, Lieutenant James Gordon, and new district attorney Harvey Dent successfully begin to round up the criminals that plague Gotham City, a mysterious criminal mastermind known only as the Joker appears in Gotham, creating a new wave of chaos. Batman's struggle against the Joker becomes deeply personal, forcing him to "confront everything he believes" and improve his technology to stop him. A love triangle develops between Bruce Wayne, Dent and Rachel Dawes.
The Dark Night Movie Trailer 2008
The Dark Night Cast and Characters
1. Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne / Batman, a billionaire who has dedicated himself to protecting Gotham City from the criminal underworld as the "Dark Knight".
2. Heath Ledger as Joker, whom the actor described as a "psychopathic, mass murdering, schizophrenic clown with zero empathy".
3. Aaron Eckhart as district attorney Harvey Dent / Two-Face, for whom battling the Joker takes a dark toll, and becomes a disfigured vigilante who uses extreme methods.
4. Maggie Gyllenhaal sa assistant D.A. Rachel Dawes, a childhood friend of Bruce Wayne, and one of the few people who know that he is Batman.
Additional characters include:
- Michael Caine as Alfred Pennyworth: Bruce Wayne's trusted butler and father figure who tends to Wayne Manor.
- Gary Oldman as Lieutenant James Gordon: One of the few uncorrupt members of the Gotham City Police Department.
- Morgan Freeman as Lucius Fox: The recently-promoted CEO of Wayne Enterprises who supplies Bruce Wayne with the gear necessary to carry out Batman's mission.
- Eric Roberts as Sal Maroni: The gangster who now leads Carmine Falcone's mob family.
- Michael Jai White as Gambol: A gang leader at war with Maroni.
- Nestor Carbonell as Mayor Anthony Garcia.
- Cillian Murphy as Dr. Jonathan Crane / Scarecrow: The former director of Arkham Asylum, who poisoned the Gotham water supply with fear hallucinogen in Batman Begins.
- William Fichtner as Gotham National Bank Manager: A bank manager working for the mafia, confronted by the Joker in the film's opening.
- Winston Ellis as Gator: A villain who serves as Gambol's bodyguard along with actor Chucky Venice.
- Monique Curnen as Detective Ramirez: A member of the GCPD.
- Anthony Michael Hall as a reporter.
Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Are Engaged?!
Monday, May 5, 2008
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are engaged after dating for more than a year, as reported by PEOPLE recently. Marcel Pariseau, Scarlett's rep, said "They are both thrilled". The couple have not set a wedding date yet.
The Nanny Diaries star is expected to show off her sparkler at Monday night's Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala in New York.
Sources say Johansson is eager to "show off her rock" with her Dolce & Gabbana gown.
Johansson – whose debut album Anywhere I Lay My Head is due out May 20 – will next be seen in Woody Allen's Vicky Cristina Barcelona and the Drew Barrymore-produced He's Just Not That Into You. Reynolds, who was once engaged to singer Alanis Morissette, has upcoming projects including Fireflies in the Garden with Julia Roberts and X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
Source: People.com
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian Preview
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian is a 2008 fantasy film based on Prince Caspian, the second published novel in C. S. Lewis' children's fantasy series The Chronicles of Narnia. It will be the second film in The Chronicles of Narnia film series from Walt Disney Pictures and Walden Media, following The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005).
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian Casts and Characters:
William Moseley
Anna Popplewell
Skandar Keynes
Georgie Henley
Ben Barnes
Sergio Castellitto
Pierfrancesco Favino
Vincent Grass
Alicia Borrachero
Simon Andreu
Release dates
US: May 16, 2008
Australia: June 5, 2008
UK: June 26, 2008
Directed By: Andrew Adamson
Watch The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian Trailer
What Happens In Vegas Online Movie Preview
Sunday, May 4, 2008What Happens in Vegas is a 2008 romantic comedy from 20th Century Fox starring Cameron Diaz (Charlie’s Angels, My Bestfriend’s Wedding, Shrek, The Holiday) and Ashton Kutcher (The Guardian, A Lot Like Love, Just Married, Cheaper by the Dozen).
The movie is about Joy who just got dumped by her boyfriend and Jack who just got canned from his job. Convinced by their friends, the two end up going to Las Vegas and in one drunken night of passion, they discover they've gotten married following a night of debauchery in Sin City, and while trying to end the marriage, one of them has won a huge jackpot after playing the other's quarter. The newlyweds devise ever-escalating schemes to undermine each other and get their hands on the money, only to find themselves falling in love.
What Happens in Vegas Casts and Characters
Cameron Diaz
Ashton Kutcher
Queen Latifah
Rob Corddry
Lake Bell
Michelle Krusiec
Dennis Miller
Dennis Farina
Jason Sudeikis
Zach Galifianakis
Release date: May 9, 2008
Directed by: Tom Vaughan
What Happens in Vegas Movie Trailer 2008
Watch Iron Man Online Free Full Movie Preview
Iron Man is a 2008 superhero film based on the fictional Marvel Comics character Iron Man. The film is about Tony Stark, a billionaire industrialist who is captured by terrorists in Afghanistan. Ordered to build a missile for them, Stark uses his resources instead to build a powered exoskeleton to make his escape. Returning to America, Stark improves his armor and becomes the technologically advanced superhero Iron Man.
Iron Man Casts and Characters
Robert Downey Jr.
Terrence Howard
Jeff Bridges
Gwyneth Paltrow
Leslie Bibb
Shaun Toub
Release date: May 2, 2008
Directed by: Jon Favreau
Watch the Iron Man Movie Full Trailer
